Fiona MacLeod on tapping in, standing right, and surviving your first proper rush hour
Every year I get messages from visiting friends and family asking roughly the same nervous questions about the Underground, so here, finally, is the honest version, the bits the official guides mention and the bits they quietly leave out.
The Basics You Actually Need
Get a contactless card or phone payment sorted before you arrive if you can, it’s genuinely the easiest way to pay and caps your daily spending automatically, so you never overpay even if you take several journeys in one day. Download a proper journey planning app rather than relying purely on station maps, since real-time delays and platform changes happen often enough that a live app saves genuine confusion. And always, always stand on the right on escalators. This isn’t a suggestion. It’s closer to sacred law, and breaking it will earn you the specific, silent disapproval only London commuters can truly convey without saying a word.
Tapping in and out matters even when it doesn’t feel obvious, some stations require it at both ends, others don’t, and getting it wrong can mean an incorrect maximum fare charge you’ll then have to query. When genuinely unsure, tap. It’s always safer than not tapping.
Rush Hour, Honestly Described
If you can avoid travelling between roughly eight and half nine in the morning, or five and half six in the evening, genuinely do. Rush hour on the Underground is a legitimately intense experience, not dangerous, just crowded in a way that surprises most first-time visitors regardless of how many warnings they’ve read beforehand. If you must travel then, let a very full train go rather than forcing yourself in, another one really will be along shortly.
Coverage from Visit London offers helpful official guidance on navigating the network, and pairing that official information with genuine lived experience tends to give visitors the most realistic overall picture.
A Few Final Honest Tips
Keep your travel card or phone accessible, you’ll need it constantly. Don’t stand right at the doors if you’re not getting off soon, you’ll just be repeatedly asked to move. And genuinely, don’t panic if you get on the wrong train. The network is dense enough that correcting course is almost always simple, and even London locals get it wrong occasionally. Nobody will judge you nearly as much as you’ll imagine they are.
More from Fiona MacLeod at her author page on The London Prat.
Related coverage can be found at Visit London.
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